The Mockictionary

Instead of sitting back and passively watching the follies of the woke left, some conservatives are finding ways to mimic the wokerati, play their game, and put their moronic actions to public ridicule.

The Mockictionary is the section where we save and view for our amusement, the videos, clips or images that expose the absurd behaviours, beliefs and ideologies of the regressive virtue-signallers in our society.

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  1. kaysee kaysee says:
    March 30, 2022 at 3:46 pm

    Culture jamming

    It means to mercilessly mock your political and cultural opponents by turning their absurd behaviors and beliefs against them.

    (Open Thread: here and here)


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  3. kaysee kaysee says:
    March 30, 2022 at 3:49 pm

    Jandy

    1.

    Virtue-signalling coward who bends the knee to the woke mob.

    2.

    It’s also Jeff and Andy, the co-CEOs of Harry’s Razors.

    (Open Thread: here)


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  8. egg_ says:
    April 6, 2022 at 4:35 pm

    “Flicking their beans” to (whatever floats their boat).

    Salty Cracker’s spoof on the Left Wokerati, who are now trans males with only a clit to stroke.


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  13. Steve trickler says:
    April 13, 2022 at 10:44 pm

    Oh FFS.

    ******

    Dice.

    In a shocking experiment, random beachgoers in San Diego, California are asked if they’ll sign a petition to ban the Bible. Their reactions will shock you.

    It’s Come To This!


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  22. kaysee kaysee says:
    May 10, 2022 at 7:10 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    U.S. Ministry of Truth Interrogates Man Who Shared Misinformation

    This man shared misinformation online, so the Ministry of Truth — err, sorry, the Disinformation Governance Board — detained him for questioning. Will he stand strong in the face of torture?


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  23. kaysee kaysee says:
    May 19, 2022 at 3:40 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    We Don’t Talk About China
    (Song Parody)

    The left, celebrities, and athletes will take money from China, but they sure don’t like talking about China. Tap your foot to the hit song parody of “We Don’t Talk About Bruno”!


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  25. kaysee kaysee says:
    June 5, 2022 at 2:43 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    Signs You Might Be A Woman

    Are you a woman? It’s hard to tell these days. Watch our well-researched video to find out whether you are indeed a woman.


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  26. kaysee kaysee says:
    June 5, 2022 at 3:25 pm

    Awaken with JP

    How to Think Like a Leftist!

    (Originally posted by egg_, here.)


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  27. kaysee kaysee says:
    June 8, 2022 at 7:21 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    Mattel Introduces Pregnant Ken Doll

    To celebrate Pride Month, Mattel has released its first-ever pregnant man doll: Pregnant Ken! You can have all sorts of fun with the clearly MALE Ken doll and his pregnant belly! Available wherever non-gender-specific toys are sold.


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  29. kaysee kaysee says:
    June 19, 2022 at 2:46 pm

    The Babylon Bee (June 2022)

    Companies Strangely Silent On Pride Month In The Middle East

    All these woke, brave companies have come out in support of an incredibly popular social movement. But… you know, not in the Middle East. Weird!


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  30. kaysee kaysee says:
    June 19, 2022 at 2:52 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    Spelling Bee Contestant Asks The Definition of “Woman”

    Judges at a school spelling bee are stumped and infuriated when a child dares to ask them for a definition of the word “woman.”


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  33. Steve trickler says:
    June 26, 2022 at 11:53 pm

    The United Spot:

    She called the cops


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  34. kaysee kaysee says:
    June 28, 2022 at 3:43 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    Roe v. Wade Was Just Overturned

    Here’s What You Need To Know

    Roe v. Wade has just been overturned. Here are five facts about this shocking development from the investigative reporting team at The Babylon Bee.


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  36. Steve trickler says:
    June 29, 2022 at 1:29 pm

    The United Spot:

    He stole a limousine


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  37. kaysee kaysee says:
    June 30, 2022 at 8:02 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    REVEALED: The Most Brutal Punishments In Hell

    Hell is full of terribly unspeakable punishments, but here are the most brutal. Better repent, sinner!


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  38. kaysee kaysee says:
    June 30, 2022 at 8:04 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    Satan Responds To Roe v. Wade Overturn

    Satan held a press conference today responding to the big loss of Roe v. Wade. He’s doing his best to keep his chin up.

    (Posted by Steve – here.)


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  45. kaysee kaysee says:
    July 21, 2022 at 4:04 pm

    Brandon Falls*

    A tongue-in-cheek historical landmark dubbed “Brandon Falls” was briefly added to Google Maps on Tuesday.

    Signpost.

    (*Shared by Cold-Hands in the Open Thread)


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  47. kaysee kaysee says:
    August 6, 2022 at 4:08 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    Obese Man Insists He’s Just Pregnant

    Michael Simmons’ doctor tells him he’s obese and needs to lose some weight – but the patient has the perfect comeback: he’s pregnant!


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  48. kaysee kaysee says:
    August 6, 2022 at 4:22 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    Is Your Teenager Secretly A Libertarian?
    9 Warning Signs To Look For

    It’s every parent’s worst nightmare: your kid comes out as a libertarian. Don’t worry — we can help you nip it in the bud. Make sure to constantly check for these 9 warning signs.


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  49. kaysee kaysee says:
    August 6, 2022 at 4:26 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    Law & Order:
    Microaggression Victims Unit Episode 2 – DEAD NAMED

    In the social justice system, words are considered violence. In this episode of Law & Order: MVU, a person is stabbed – but more importantly, another person was deadnamed. MVU brings the perp to quick justice – SOCIAL justice.


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  51. kaysee kaysee says:
    August 13, 2022 at 8:11 pm

    RNC Research on Twitter

    Kamala Harris explaining equity

    Equity as a concept says recognize that everyone has the same capacity, but in order for them to have equal opportunity to reach that capacity, well, we must pay attention to this issue of equity.


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  52. kaysee kaysee says:
    August 28, 2022 at 2:12 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    FBI Reveals Items Found In Trump’s Safe

    FBI agents Scoulder and Mully hold a press conference where they reveal the incriminating evidence found in Trump’s safe. This raid was definitely justified.


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  53. kaysee kaysee says:
    August 28, 2022 at 2:15 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    FBI Insists Raid On Melania’s Closet Was Justified While Wearing Women’s Clothes

    The FBI is insisting their raid on Melania Trump’s wardrobe was justified — but the women’s clothes the agents are wearing look suspicious


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  54. kaysee kaysee says:
    August 28, 2022 at 2:17 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    Is Your Starbucks Barista Conservative? Know The Warning Signs!

    Starbucks: a safe haven for the marginalized and uncaffeinated. But every once in a while that safe space is infiltrated by evil right-wing Nazi conservatives. Here are a few signs you can use to tell if your Starbucks has been compromised with Republicans.


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  56. kaysee kaysee says:
    August 30, 2022 at 3:50 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    Joel Osteen Releases New Edition Of Bible With All Words Redacted

    Houston pastor Joel Osteen has released an exciting new study Bible where he has carefully gone through and redacted every single word of the text: The Redacted Study Bible.


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  58. kaysee kaysee says:
    August 31, 2022 at 2:40 pm

    Can’t find the right words?

    Here’s a Word Salad from Kamala Harris to help you.

    Word Salad-1
    .

    Word Salad-2
    .

    Word Salad-3
    .


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  61. kaysee kaysee says:
    September 4, 2022 at 3:17 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    Exclusive Scene From The Rings Of Power

    In this exclusive scene from an upcoming episode of Amazon’s new Lord of the Rings (?) show, Klovbar of Numenor is ready to face orcs, trolls, and oliphaunts – but is he ready to face the racism inside his heart?


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  63. kaysee kaysee says:
    September 5, 2022 at 3:38 pm

    Karine Jean-Pierre: Press Conferences

    ‘I don’t have anything’

    (from Sky News Australia)


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  64. kaysee kaysee says:
    September 10, 2022 at 3:32 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    Gender Studies Grad Demands Blue-Collar Worker Pay Off Her Loans

    Ted has worked really hard managing plant workers at the plant, where he works as a plant manager over the other workers who work at the plant. Chloe went to college to study genderqueer intersectional theory – and now she demands Ted pay for it.


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  65. kaysee kaysee says:
    September 10, 2022 at 3:34 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    Peaceful Protest or Insurrection: The Game Show!

    Play the game show where you look at a picture and guess if it’s from a peaceful protest or a dangerous insurrection. It’s pretty much what it sounds like. Adapted from content in The Babylon Bee Guide to Democracy, the book that will teach you how to rig an election and overturn our constitutional Republic.


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  68. kaysee kaysee says:
    September 14, 2022 at 2:34 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    Episode 1: Moving Day
    Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas

    This couple left California due to the cost of living, crime, taxes, etc. etc. etc. But now they’re not so sure they can get used to living in Texas!


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  69. kaysee kaysee says:
    September 17, 2022 at 2:31 pm

    Martha’s Vineyard

    The news part of the story is here.

    One
    .

    Two
    .


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  73. kaysee kaysee says:
    September 21, 2022 at 3:30 pm

    And the new word is….

    Kamala Harris:
    “Community Banks Are In The Community…Community…Community”


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  74. kaysee kaysee says:
    September 21, 2022 at 3:32 pm

    FreedomToons

    Woke Commercials (feat. Knowles)

    Want to learn nothing about our product and hear about gay stuff instead? Because that’s how commercials work, now!


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  75. kaysee kaysee says:
    September 21, 2022 at 3:36 pm

    FreedomToons

    I (try to) fix left wing memes episode 4:
    TRANSPHOBIA and ROE V WADE

    I react to left wing TikToks and- oh… oh my goodness. no… no… PLEASE NO IM DYING


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  76. kaysee kaysee says:
    September 24, 2022 at 2:30 pm

    1/
    The Washington Free Beacon
    From the Satire section:

    GUEST COLUMN:
    Eat My Brain Pudding, It’s Delicious

    2/
    No answer needed


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  77. Steve trickler says:
    September 24, 2022 at 6:03 pm

    Reverend Simon Sideways:

    This is how the weather should be reported!!!!!

    A proper weather report for MEN (bad language)


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  80. kaysee kaysee says:
    October 2, 2022 at 2:34 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    FBI Gets Great Night’s Sleep After Raiding MyPillow Guy

    The FBI raided Mike Lindell looking for evidence of a crime, but what they found instead was a good night’s sleep.


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  81. kaysee kaysee says:
    October 2, 2022 at 2:36 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    Common Racist Hand Signals

    If there’s one thing you’ve noticed about white nationalists, it’s that they have hands. And something they’ve been doing a lot with their hands lately is sending out secret messages in support of white supremacy. If you see anyone doing any of these hand gestures, you can be certain they are a racist and should report them to the nearest racism reporting facility.


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  82. kaysee kaysee says:
    October 2, 2022 at 2:38 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    Introducing Christianity Lite!

    Tired of boring old Christianity? Try new Christianity Lite – all of the same great terms, look, and feel of Classic Christianity, but without any of the commitment!


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  83. kaysee kaysee says:
    October 2, 2022 at 2:41 pm

    Flashback

    Democrats’ “Stolen” Election Claims

    The story of how that election was stolen.


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  84. kaysee kaysee says:
    October 5, 2022 at 7:43 pm

    Veep or Weep?

    Kamala Harris roasted with satirical video comparing her to ‘Veep’ character*

    The Daily Show’ has roasted Vice President Kamala Harris with a satirical video that compared her to the main character in ‘Veep’.

    (* Posted by Cold-Hands in the Open Thread.)


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  88. kaysee kaysee says:
    October 22, 2022 at 3:41 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    Episode 2: The Cookout
    Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas

    Our Californian couple is back in Texas, and this time, they have to face their biggest culture shock yet: a Texas cookout. Will their marriage survive?


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  89. kaysee kaysee says:
    October 22, 2022 at 3:43 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    Episode 3: The Church
    Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas

    Everyone’s favorite transplants from California, Steve and Timpani, are going door to door trying to get their new Texas neighbors to vote for Beto O’Rourke. And then, plot twist, they end up in a good old-fashioned Baptist church!


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  90. kaysee kaysee says:
    October 22, 2022 at 3:45 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    Christian Nationalism:
    Worse Than The NAZIS?

    Is Christian Nationalism not so bad, or is it literally the Third Reich? One thing’s for sure: we’ve never seen Christian Nationalism and Adolf Hitler in the same place.


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  91. kaysee kaysee says:
    October 30, 2022 at 2:15 pm

    Twitterings

    1/
    Pranksters trolling the media
    posing as fired Twitter employees Rahul Ligma

    2/
    Verdict from the Big Chief

    One of the best trolls ever 🤣🤣

    3/
    The Media hook-up

    It wasn’t just MSM. I think there were many sites, including Conservatives, who picked it up.


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  93. kaysee kaysee says:
    November 20, 2022 at 6:34 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    Sponsor A Liberal For Just $8 A Month

    You can become an angel for a triggered lib for just $8 a month. Help a helpless progressive get they/their blue check today.


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  94. kaysee kaysee says:
    November 20, 2022 at 6:35 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    If Women Had The Same Rights As Guns

    Feminists say they want their uteruses to have the same rights as guns. Now, it’s become a reality: women have all the same rights as your AR-15!


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  95. kaysee kaysee says:
    November 20, 2022 at 6:36 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    Fired Twitter Employee Applies For First Real Job

    Mandy Zanderton was laid off by Elon Musk, because he is an evil billionaire. Now, she’s applying for actual work. It didn’t go well. But don’t take our word for it – bah dum DUM!


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  96. kaysee kaysee says:
    November 27, 2022 at 4:44 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    9 Ways To Survive Inflation This Thanksgiving

    Here are some quick and easy tips to ensure you have a great Thanksgiving even if your bank account is empty and you have forgotten what coin looks like.


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  97. kaysee kaysee says:
    November 27, 2022 at 4:46 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    Episode 5: Buc-ee’s
    Californians Move to Texas

    Californians Steve and Timpani visit a marriage counselor to solve their Texification problems – but this little gas station called Buc-ee’s isn’t helping!


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  99. kaysee kaysee says:
    December 15, 2022 at 6:28 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    Episode 6: Return To California
    Californians Move to Texas FINALE

    Steve and Timpani have been through their fair share of trials since moving to Texas, but they’re about to face their greatest challenge yet: returning to California. After tasting freedom in Texas, will they now be subsumed by the socialist miasma of California?


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  100. kaysee kaysee says:
    December 15, 2022 at 6:30 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    9 Exciting Careers For A Gender Studies Major

    There are billions of genders, and just as many jobs available for those who choose to study them. If you recently graduated with a valuable gender studies degree, check out one of these fast-paced, exciting careers!


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