Muddy – Dirty Vowels, Filthy Consonants: The Catictionary
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A
Abbariginal. Someone who is quite fair-skinned, blonde and claiming aboriginality for the money, money, money. Shy Ted.
Abcroturfing – Surveying only people from within your approved clique and then presenting the results as representative of what all Australians from all walks of life and diverse backgrounds really believe. Colonel Crispin Berka.
Acadumic – When the alleged intelligent one states something so incredibly stupid. Shy Ted.
Alternative spelling and definition: “Acadumbic – a uni professor who dumbs down students and makes them stupider. An “acadumbic statement” can then be an allegedly intelligent sounding statement which is actually incredibly stupid and devoid of facts or reason. Mr. Rusty.
Accelerated Nation Ruin – [Definition?]. Myrddin Seren.
Accusuals – The usual accusers. Steve.
Agroculture – Pre invasion day civilisation’s treatment of women and children. Buccaneer.
Albobalm – The massage oil at an Asian rub&tug. Carpe Jugulum.
Aldierman – A handler of Aldi bags in politics. Dr. Fred Lenin.
Alt-Racist – Reactionary throwback who believes that a man should be judged by the content of his character, not the colour of his skin. Iain C.
Allaholic Frenzy. (1) – Display of highly agitated behaviour, often in a crowd setting. Can be triggered by almost anything that can be interpreted as disrespectful to Islam, esp. cartoon. Frequently seen in Islamic areas such as Pakistan, Afghanistan and England. Patients suffering from Allaholic Frenzy are advised to be cautious when operating machinery or motor vehicles. References: (1). Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, 6th Edition: DSM-6. Eddystone.
Alutheran – A forward-thinking progressive who thinks a man should be judged by the colour of his skin, not the content of their character, and who is thus supercilious and condescending towards an Alt-Racist.” Mr. Rusty.
Ambused – Inviting a political opponent for an interview with the intent of abusing them. Calli.
Antigagnostic – A leftist who becomes agitated and hostile when faced with knowledge and facts. Mr. Rusty.
Apathygasm (noun) – The 2 out of 10 euphoria one feels at the climax of mediocrity-triggered stimulation. Often accompanied by the self-talk: ‘It’s the best I can hope for, so I may as well be content with it.’ Occasionally abbreviated to: “Meh. Woooo!” Muddy.
Apollygy – An apology made by a hopeless PM about something they had no personal involvement in, but, hey, running the country is about seeming more virtuous than the previous P.M. Shy Ted.
Arabesk – Line dancing Jihadis. Yon Toad.
Arderngasm – breathlessly reporting every single woke virtue signal from a lefty politician while distracting from any message that might counter one’s narrow world view. Buccaneer.
Arky Vortex – The conglomeration of all the intersecting lunacies of the age and how they interact to fuck us all. Arky.
Artisanarianism – [Definition?]. Stimpson J. Cat (inspired by Infidel ‘Artisanal’ Tiger?).
Arkyology – Unearthing useless artifacts from the OT [old thread – a blog term] midden and giving them overblown cultural weight. calli.
Austfailia – [Definition?]. thefrollickingmole.
Aviafauxlanthropist – A poisoned dwarf version of a fauxlanthropist. Whalehunt Fun.
B
Balance of poorer – To control the votes to ensure Australia’s prosperity is never realised. ‘By holding the balance of poorer Senargy defeated the bill once again.’ Winter has come.
Balancers – Those who always look on the bright side of any beheading or car crushing event. Iain Russell.
Baldrick – verb. To baldrick someone on the blog Catallaxy Files, is to make a public service announcement questioning a poster’s claimed identity by cutting and pasting one of their past comments. Such a baldricking is generally preceded by the phrase “For no particular reason…” Named in honour of Catallaxy troll hunter, Baldrick.
Bidening – Telling huge porkies with a “fatherly” vacant look. Professor Fred Lenin.
Bidentification – Listening to heroic stories told on the campaign trail, then figuring out who those people might have actually been. Tel. Related to:
Bidentifiable – A character from said heroic story who did turn out to be based on a real person, regardless of whether they did what was described. Tel.
Billabonk – “Having a root next to a waterhole.” Phill.
Bimbecile (Noun) – Airheaded young woman spectacularly unaware of her own invincible ignorance, increasingly promoted to positions in the public and private sectors that are way beyond their competency. Example: Jen Psaki. Spurgeon Monfish III.
Bimbocracy – Administration by CEW (Chief Executive Women aka the ClitClub presided over in Australia by some value-drainer whose name momentarily escapes me. Word – egg. Definition – Tintarella di Luna.
Bishopwary – A bony, flightless bird which collects shiny objects. Tends to attack with its sharp stiletto-like claws when you’re not looking. Although it spends much time attracting a mate with exotic displays, it rarely produces offspring. duncanm.
Blackwards – ‘Bending over blackwards’ – self-explanatory I suppose. “The [insert here a Catictionary word for the media and/or the chattering classes] bent over blackwards to excuse Adam Goodes’ idiotic behaviour”. Rafiki Redux.
Blepharoblasty (n) – The rapid blinking of eyelids as an involuntary reaction to the fact that you are completely out of your depth. e.g. Senator Hanson-Young suffered an acute attack of blepharoblasty during the Senate hearing on taxation. Mr. Rusty.
Blobgic – A poster named Bob whose every post is roundly ridiculed for the sheer lack of logic. Shy Ted.
Bloodger – Using race to suck from the taxpayer’s teat. Struth.
Blowjob economy – The increasing reliance of deindustrialised western countries on making coffees, mowing lawns and giving greasy politicians and union slugs rub and tugs in order to give the plebian masses the illusion of useful labour, when in reality the entire useful output of the place is done by a few thousand productive individuals. Arky.
Bolshie Ballet – The carefully choreographed routine employed by all leftards when the hideous crimes and failures of socialism are brought up. Responses such as “but that wasn’t real communism”, “but Scandinavia” and “but outside forces” are very common. Mr. Rusty.
Bombe Arabica – A self-igniting coffee-based dessert. Yon Toad.
Boos bus – the public transport that delivers the luvvies to the Q&A studio where they intend to boo the token conservative. Rumour has it they practise coordinating the boos on the bus. Shy Ted.
Brandsize (verb) – To add puffery to a speech to give the misguided impression of high intellect and education. Stanley.
Brandywhine – A response from a politician when confronted by a woman who is not a Muslim, wearing a burkha. Yon Toad.
Buginning – The onset of the great reset. Geoff Cruickshank.
Bum Cha – Marrying a Taiwanese lady in expectation of a lifetime of delicious, exotic food items cooked as delicious meals, only to be sadly, sadly disappointed. Ikamatua.
Burndust – Any utterance extruded by a certain unsuccessful green slime candidate. Vagabond.
C
Cacophoney – Loud, confected outrage. Calli.
Candoroff – Truth is out of date and has been replaced by Lies which serve the Left’s Perception of Reality better. Faye.
Canoebaya (noun) – A metaphorical or imagined state in which all parties are in the same boat, but that’s OK because equality and that’s fantastic, man. See also “we are us.” 132andBush.
Castling (kar-se-ling) – The process whereby an administrator bans an employee from an entire industry for voicing a personal opinion that differs from the administrator’s pre-set narrative. Knuckle Dragger.
Castrocian – The end of the Cuban dynasty. Rasputin.
Catalexicon – [Definition?]. Rasputin.
Catarsetrophy – A disastrous outcome unforeseen by progressives, but patently obvious to conservatives. “Dan Andrews’ COVID-19 response was a catarsetrophy.” Kneel.
Catasphraxy – What happens when those bastards finally succeed in closing the Cat for good. Buccaneer.
Cataschism – The breakup of the cat into cats and cat-nots in 2021. Duncanm.
Cataxfallacy – Everything ever posted here by monty, numberwang et al. Buccaneer.
Cataxcomb – Previous versions of the Cat. Buccaneer.
Cataxtonic – The folks who finally convinced poor Sinc to abandon the Cat. Buccaneer.
Catharass – To have a Cat member harassing us about stuff. Winston Smith.
Catributors – Posters and thread writers on Cat2. Tintarella di Luna.
Chantery, in – Caught in a hopeless situation. Tintarella di Luna.
Chairfool – Australian watching MSM as Australia destroys itself. Jo.
Christianists – They did the Crusades and the Inquisition. They’re not real Christians, like the Islamists aren’t real Islamics. Gary@Erko.
Cleft Parrot – A jibbering, dribbling, unintelligible member of the collectivist left that is unable to form proper sentences or coherent words. Mr. Rusty.
Climasterics – Climate-inspired hysterics. “It’s a dire situation, but some of the climasterics need a good, sharp smack.” Lotocoti.
Climathropic – A person who suffers from the belief that climate change is caused by white males. Indigo.
Climatocracy – The upper echelons of the climate science and activist fraternity, made wealthy as dauphins by immeasurable government largesse and whose interbreeding extends to mutual peer review of each others’ work. New members can only be by anointment by fellow Climatocrats or by marriage (joining the reseach group of a Climatocrat). Iain C of The Ponds.
Climatrocity – The catastrophic exploitation of CO2 by enemies of the people as a means to grab power via a one-world government. Faye.
Clowncil – “Less than half-way in and it suddenly morphs into a Climate Clowncil advertorial. Surprise, surprise.” Leigh Lowe.
Comspiracy – The collusion of the left to wholly and knowingly perpetrate a complete fraud so large that it meets the criteria for – “tell a lie so big and repeat it so often that people accept it as fact”. Shy Ted.
Commufist – ‘Surely it needs no clarification’ [Yes it does!]. Covid ate my homework.
Constantinism – A pithy, observational quote, named in honour of Cat, John Constantine. i.e. “Listening to pynefilth speak about your country is like watching a drunken hippy vomit on your dog. Then lick it clean.” notafan.
Contradictum – The stupidest, densest idiocy found by man. thefrollickingmole.
Covidementor – Miserable public functionary, wraithlike in appearance, typically genderless, usually resides within Public Health Departments but may also be found in other government agencies, tasked with sucking the life out you on for your own good. MarcH.
Covoodles – Stupid fluffy dogs bought in the last two years. JohnJJJ.
Covcops – Police armed to the teeth with Glock 22, pepper spray, baton, armour vest and taser with backup of paddy wagon, helicopter, PORS and highway patrol who politely ask the 80 year old lady sitting on her own on a park bench in the sun overlooking Bondi beach to move on. JohnJJJ.
Crime-ate – Over in Tuvalu our PM is handing over other people’s money to Pacific Island states for crime-ate change matters. Stanley.
Cullininging (noun) – “There needs to be a great cullininging on this blog. Most of you are worthless shits and full of putrid moronic gibble gabble. These desperate times demand men of substance and vim. Most all of you are only worthy to hang on the wall of an ABC toilet cubical for ABC types to write odes to their irritable bowel issues upon.” Arky.
Cultimulturalism – A self-destructive, masochist cult. Dr. Fred Lenin.
Cultural guilticide – [Definition?]. Calli.
D
Dancelled – In relation to ‘worthless’ contracts later costing a billion to walk away from. Chrism.
Dandemonium – Freewheeling incompetence allied with closely controlled and monitored panic masquerading as artful health policy. IainC.
Danial – Bluster used to deflect well-earned criticism. Chrism.
Danophilia – A sordid submission fetish everywhere but Victoria. Lotocoti.
Danophiliac – Emotional toddlers who slavishly follow their oppressor, aka Complete Mongs. Carpe Jugulum.
Danrrested –Detention of small pregnant woman in pyjamas at home in front of her children by several large bovver boy police for a crime of ‘incitement’ – to protest politically the hard lockdown. Chrism.
Dansplaining – Repeated press conferences where no one is any the wiser as to what the subject is talking about and no journalist can ask questions that do more than skirt the issues at hand – a reference to Dan Andrews 100 plus press conferences after [Edited] 800 people in the Dandemic where he refused to take responsibility. Buccaneer.
Dansturbator – Any member of the ‘I Stand with Dan’ crowd. Carpe Jugulum.
Dapining – An argument, indulged in by retired schoolteachers, as to how many National Servicemen can dance on the head of a pin. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha.
Destroylian – A person who, despite benefitting hugely from the success of the Australian nation, now seeks to destroy any and every little piece of it that was instrumental in providing their advantage. Shy Ted.
Democrazy – The system whereby the elected government completely ignores what people voted for. Shy Ted.
Denialarmist – A climate change alarmist who either denies the empirical data on the impact of CO2 on climate, or denies statements previously made which since have been shown so clearly to be incorrect that acknowledging that they were actually made simply demonstrates the incompetence of the writer/speaker. Boambee John.
Depravation – To be denied your daily dose of porn. IainC.
Delection – The subtle art of going to an election, losing seats, but managing to hang on to power. Shy Ted.
Derection– What you get when a left wing female takes her clothes off. Shy Ted.
Dhummi – A leftist who promotes Islam and wants mass Muslim immigration to Western countries. Mr. Rusty.
Dikigorosocracy – A “lawyer’s aristocratic kakistocracy” is what we live under and have done so since the fall of Henry VIII, at least in terms of his full control of affairs of state as he deteriorated. Dikigoros is greek for lawyer. Frank Walker from National Tiles.
Dimformation – Propaganda disguised as information spread by the Marxist Stream Media to the low information, low engagement populace designed to dumb them down even further. Mr. Rusty.
Dimwitterati – Our energy policy masters. Geoff Derrick.
Dingoat – [Definition?]. Stimpson J. Cat.
Alternative definition: Dingoat I suppose could be applied to all LNP members of state and federal parliament save those who voted for Tony Abbott- my local member is a dingoat. Tintarella di Luna.
Disasterati – the airhead commentariat thrilling about the latest research by (add carpetbagger of choice here) that proves the catastrophic impact of climate change on (ass object of choice here) will end the world as we know it. Dr. Faustus.
Dodgeridoo – A fake Aboriginal artefact. Phill.
Duttonate – A political premature erection. Word: Nighthawk the Elder. Definition: Muddy the Sticky.
E
Educryptocracy – Socialist takeover of education. Faye.
Efucation – The usual suspects [?]. [Definition?]. Shy Ted.
Elitits – persons who roll up to a diversity or sustainability meeting or conference in the vain attempt to gain credibility by attending and praying to the diversity gods. Usually dressed in business attire from Lowe’s or some other house of non fashion that makes them stand out from the usual hipsterfied attire of other attendees. Also will make some kind of statement that will prompt a mental eye roll or furtive glances from the in audience. Examples include Bill Shorten, everyone in the in crowd knows a true adherent would never have man boobs. Buccaneer.
Emmanomics – [Definition?]. H.B. Bear.
Empiricalying – A necessary evil for the Left to survive. Faye.
Endocrime System – AKA “politics.” The system of exploitation, theft, corruption and nepotism that results in the phenomenon of politicians and senior public servants becoming incredibly rich via the political system. Mr. Rusty.
Epsteined – To die mysteriously in maximum security. Professor Fred Lenin.
Erascist – Whitewashing the truth and blackening the past to colorize the present. IainC.
Erdogang – The group determined to take secular Turkey back into the dark ages. Herodotus.
Expertocracy – Having to do what you are told by infallible government experts with your own money on your own property. Davefromweewaa.
Extramolestial (n) – A political creature that uses their power to sexually harass or rape and who gets away with it owing to cover-ups by high-level Government operatives, a compliant media and labelling the accuser as crazy or imagining it. e.g. Bill was able to escape scrutiny and get away with the crimes owing to him being an extramolestial. Mr. Rusty.
F
Fairyan; The Fairyan Race (cf. fair, fairy, Aryan Race) – An elite race of superhumans who are so much better than everyone else owing to their purity of fair minded thinking and pursuit of absolute equality. In reality this eutopia only exists in la-la land populated by fairies, unicorns and pixie dust and the pursuit of it results in the misery, suffering and deaths of all those deemed not be pure enough to belong to The Fairyan Race. Mr. Rusty.
Fakemebias – The media’s perception of the news. Faye.
Fantastiologist – A white indigenous archaeologist. Professor Fred Lenin.
Farkyed – Expletive. An expression of doom. “Methinks we are farkyed.” Incoherent Rambler.
Far-righteous – leftist demographic that seeks to promote its overwhelming social virtues, love for mankind and compassion by copious use of denigration, vilification, harassment, denial and hatred, backed up by dressing in black, donning masks and beating up any remaining opposition. IainC.
Farticulation – Talking cr*p. Calli.
Fattoo – Tattoo on a fat person. Increasingly common in our ladyfolk. Shy Ted.
Faulty-cultural – A multi-cultural society gone wrong which tends to occur after importing a backward 7th Century culture incompatible with your societal norms. Mr. Rusty.
Faulti-culti – A particular culture that, once introduced, will eventually corrupt and destroy a host culture. Mr. Rusty.
Fauxages – Fake (meatless) sausages. Roger.
Fauxboriginal – White people who claim aboriginality based on a fraction of their DNA or ‘how they feel. Carpe Jugulum.
Fauxb/Fauxbia/Fauxbic – The dishonest and slanderous labelling of an individual who publicly questions the narrative imposed by a self-selected moral elite regarding specific favoured groups which share characteristics such as race, gender, sexual preference, religious or cultural belief. e.g. Homofauxbia, Islamofauxbia (The Beer Whisperer). The labelled individual is portrayed as suffering from an irrational fear, akin to a dangerous mental illness, of one or more of the favoured groups, thus consciously separating themselves from the societal ‘norm’ and voluntarily surrendering any rights, protections or privileges. This pathologising of dissent is analogous to the historical concept of outlawry, wherein an individual was legally stripped of the rights enjoyed by fellow citizens as the result of an alleged crime committed by the accused. Said outlaw could be ‘hunted’ using means not otherwise permitted by the contemporary legal system. The Post-Rational branding of an individual as a ‘fauxb’ presently submits them for hunting (by any and all persons who express an interest) in a reputational and social sense only, though Self-Elected Retributive Justice Magistrates (SERJMs, or simply RJMs) aim to progress legislation to the point where the hunting of fellow humans is again sanctioned by society as a whole, or its unelected representatives.
Fauxlanthropist – A CEO who spends shareholders’ money rather than his own to promote causes dear to his heart. calli.
Fauxphobia – 1. Pretending that sticking “phobia” onto a randomly chosen word is meaningful. 2. Fear of people who create meaningless words. Tel.
Fauxservative – [Definition?]. Baldrick.
Feelty (n) (cf. fealty) – The emotional oath of loyalty pledged to a victim group. Feelty tenants (vassals) receive a share of the emotions and rewards from their feelty Lords and protectorates in return for their allegiance. Example: “Clover pledged her feelty to the LGBTI community, swore to defend them against all offence and from any attacks on their feelings and rewarded them with grants. In return the LGBTI community voted and campaigned for Clover.” Mr. Rusty.
Femanist – A neckbeard on the pull. Lotocoti.
Feminein, Femineins – [Definition?]. Faye.
Femunism/Femunist – Essentially the same thing as a Feminist Socialist but rolls off the tongue so much better. Trevor.
Figmentalists – Posturing twits who are basically just a figment of someone else’s imagination. They all want to be Titania McGrath. Squirrel.
Fixiglu – [Definition?]. Zippy.
Flabitat – An environmentalist committed to creating new habitat for the endangered pubic hair louse. Buccaneer.
Flagtellate (v), Flagtulence (n) – The act of pretentiously lashing or demeaning an aspect of one’s culture or heritage whilst simultaneously getting high on the emissions of smug from your orifice. e.g. Elizabeth flagtellated the teaching of English to Aboriginies claiming it would erode their culture. Mr. Rusty.
Flannery – A unit of measurement of rain. “I think we’ve had over 75 ‘Flannerys’ in the past week.” A Flannery being 50 gigalitres. Wivenhoe Dam [in south east Queensland] at 1,165 GL is…23.3 Flannerys. Word: Bill Thompson. Definition: Entropy.
Alternative definition: An actionable noun. ie, There was a good ten minutes of solid mutual Flannery from Richard Di Natale and Fran Kelly this morning … meaning, moralistic green-left overstatement, verging on catastrophism, with no apparent embarrassment or acknowledgement of past gaffes. Dave in Marybrook.
Fleffers – Far-left activists who routinely are stacked into the audiences of panels and TV shows (see Q&A) in order to whoop, cheer and vigorously applaud their ideology and its espousers. This has the effect of keeping them pumped up and excited until the other people’s money shot is reached. Mr. Rusty.
Flunk-Drunk – When one loses the ability to plan for the weekend, month, quarter, year, future due to some Government flunky continually shutting down your movements, community, economy, life. Fair Shake.
Foke – Folk who are woke. NuThink via Percy Popingjay. [Is this a Cat original?].
Foolies – Neither Schoolies nor Toolies: uneducated students protesting on the public teat. Fibro.
Foregasm – Another wonderful feeling one gets when Treasury forecasts a balanced budget sometime in the next 20-30 years. Captain Crunch.
Fridgicide – Thanks to a US intellectual we now know that this, not Islamic terrorism, is the real threat to western civilisation. Adelagado.
Frustrageous – What I think about people who make up words. Phill.
Fruzzle (noun) – A conjunction of ‘freedom muzzle.’ A Reader.
G
Gangreen – A member of the minority watermelon party. Rasputin.
Gaypr – A conjunction of ‘Gay Privilege.’ Muddy.
Gayredherringcrumb – People discussing something someone else doesn’t want them to discuss. Notafan.
Gendercide – The destruction of biological gender as we know it. Faye.
Gendercreep – The feminisation of society. Egg. OR: Public education on just how many ways to have sex. Faye.
Gender steer – A man whom on having an operation to remove the equipment, realises it was all a mistake and wants it back. Buccaneer.
Gimmigrants (n) – Useless, lazy, welfare seeking hordes and corporatist corruptocrats who jump on the public service boats and set sail for the promised land of luscious Government grants which grow on trees. Ref. The ABC, the Climate Change trough, useless PhD students. Mr. Rusty.
Gingernuts – Women who wear the pants in a marriage. Xword.
Glibertarian (n) – A Libertarian who smugly and stubbornly believes they are right about everything but is shown to have extremely shallow arguments with no substance. Mr. Rusty.
Globubble (n) – The notion that the bubble you live in is representative of everyone else in the whole world. Mr. Rusty.
Grammargasm – [Definition?]. Chris.
Grateness – Turnbull: Greatness into Grateness. Mother Lode.
Greensectomy – Operation to gut the Gangrenous Greens of all political power. Faye.
Greensided – To have your Parliamentary ambitions julianed. One ScoMo doesn’t make a Spring.
Grenema – A conjunction of ‘green enema.’ A social and economic flushing-out. Muddy.
Gretagrade – A measurement of [Definition please, G.M.]. i.e.
five degrees G (Gretagrade) here on the Plains of Sodom…” Geriatric Mayfly.
Gretaliation – The result of questioning a scam where a child is used as a propaganda tool (see Gretask). Tel.
Gretask – When a child is used as a propaganda tool for a scam. mem.
Gretatude – The emotional response to the buginning of the soy-disant vegans. Geoff Cruickshank.
Grotesque National Product – New monetary measure describing the shrinking difference between the slightly increasing Gross National Product and the out of control total Federal and State Government debt. Iain C.
H
Hairdophile – A politician with a peccadillo for sniffing young girls’ hair. Carpe Jugulum.
Handdag – A political accessory of dubious value. The Beer Whisperer.
Harmaceuticals – Medicines that do harm. Shy Ted.
Hashtrology – A scientific system of Twitter tags to live your life by. Muddy.
Herarsement – Womanspreading on the bus. Nob.
Hi-Alanism – One of our commenters – the now retired Michael Sutcliffe – identified and mocked the phenomenon of phony ‘conservatives’ ringing talk-back shock-jocks (like Alan Jones) and saying things like, “Hi Alan, I’m a lifelong Liberal voter but I can’t stand Tony Abbott and have to say, reluctantly, that I’ll be voting for Kevin Rudd/Julia Gillard etc.” This phenomenon was christened Hi-Alanism. (Definition by C.L.).
Hijabber-jabber – Peculiar expression of the Stockholm Syndrome from towelheaded opinionistas. Dave in Marybrook.
Hippocrits – All the fat chicks infesting the internet dating site at the moment who reckon they’re vegetarians. Shy Ted.
Hippopottymouth – Fat, foul-mouthed “lady” usually beloved by the left. Shy Ted.
Hive Eyes, The – A network of CCP nationals that managed to strip PPE from most western nations just in time for the wuflu to make PPE supplies important, then bombard western companies with emails offering special deals on PPE equipment that was substandard. Buccaneer.
Hivivistan – [Definition?]. Dot & Struth to have a chainsaw duel to settle who originated the term.
Homo abcii – A new species of human: the result of taxpayer-funded, media-behemoth intra-family breeding. Bruce of Newcastle.
Homo Bandannus – gents of a certain age who respond to their (late-ish) mid-life crisis by dressing ostentatiously to the Left. Squirrel.
Homopath – A gay person who wants to harm anyone deemed to be “homophobic”. Mr. Rusty.
Homo termitus – individuals who have embedded themselves in Western Institutions in order to weaken and destroy the West from within. There are sub-species of Homo termitus – such as Politermitus, Journotermitus, and Acaditermitus. A Lurker.
Hopium – An intoxicating substance which “doesn’t seem to be in short supply these days but actionable outcomes are as rare as conservatives. How long do we wait for the hopium to run out?” Howard Hill.
Horronated – “I’m horronated to find out how she knows…” Notafan.
Humandor (noun) –A woman whose vagina is used to moisten the tip of cigars for Democrat Presidents. Baa Humbug.
Hyperhyperventilist – A person who hyperventilates at the slightest statement or action that could be considered politically incorrect e.g. someone who is incensed that President Trump complimented Macron’s missus on her appearance. Mrs Bouquet in Keeping Up Appearances would qualify if she were more left-wing rather than a conservative. Philip Dowling.
Hypertainsion – The nervousness felt between a terrorist incident and the confirmation of which group or ideology committed the act. Mr. Rusty.
Hysteractomy – A barren, soulless, progressive female who goes on a hysterical rant of fake outrage at the tiniest of slights. (ref. Gillard misogyny “speech”). Mr. Rusty.
I
Ignoranuses – [Definition?]. Infidel Tiger.
Indanity – The mentally disturbed behaviour of Victoriastan’s premier. Incoherent Rambler.
Indigeghoul – 1. Adherent of socio-cultural necrophilia: the derivation of physiological satisfaction from intimate interaction with social and cultural decomposition. 2. A compulsion to asphyxiate the opportunities available to those of indigenous ancestry by swathing them in tight cultural bandaging that restricts motion and sensory perception. Growth deniers. – Muddy.
Infesnaked – After St Patrick drove all the snakes from Ireland, they arrived in Australia to be welcomed into positions of authority in govt departments, in particular wearers of dark uniforms driving fast cars. EnyaW.
Inflabricate (v) (cf. inflate, inflame, fabricate) – The deliberate inflation and falsification of statistics used in order to inflame a situation. Ref. The numbers of people attending climate change rallies, anti-Australia Day marches. The ever expanding time period Aboriginies have been in Australia (currently about 9 million years and rising). Future projections of sea level rise and temperatures. Mr. Rusty.
Inschlockulation – The vaccine that isn’t. Calli.
Insomedy – A non-humorous mutation of traditional comedy where the intent is to both insult and induce sleep within, up to half of one’s audience. Parasitic by nature, insomedians often attach themselves to a public broadcaster and burrow so deeply that surgical removal becomes the only, albeit expensive, option. Conservative scientists are still seeking a natural predator or other biological solution. Hence the hopeful phrase ‘Coat me in trump and throw me to the insomedians.’ Muddy.
Instagamification – the emotion felt by instagraming fake videos of your shitty existence as evidence of your fantastic existence. Jumpnmcar.
Insulterati – [Definition?]. Viva.
Intaxication – That wonderful feeling Government gives you when they spend $ on you. But you know a headache is coming. Captain Crunch.
Interchangeable Filthcog – [Definition?]. John Constantine.
Interruption Lotto – A conservative version of the traditional game of ‘Chicken’ wherein a small group of genetically unique Catallaxians regularly and voluntarily expose themselves to psychological trauma by watching an extreme-left propaganda broadcast from the taxpayer funded Ministry of Truth. The Catallaxian who can demonstrate the lowest level of mental disturbance at the end of the program each week is declared the ‘winner’ and is awarded an imaginary pair of ‘chaps’ to use as they please until the following week. There is at present no mandatory drug testing of participants. Carpe Jugulum.
Intomniac – Someone who can’t sleep and is up at 4 a.m. posting cartoons for Cats’ delectations (Tom). Shy Ted.
ITAnerary – That list of ABC employees who should be rendered unemployed with immediate effect. Shy Ted.
J
Jabophile – A Strayan who’s done the “right thing” and can’t wait to do it again. Squirrel.
Jabphobic – An enemy of the people. Squirrel.
Jabsceptic – A thought criminal. Squirrel.
Jaborrhoea – A contagious condition rampant in the Strayan media in 2021 – there is no known cure, vaccines only make it worse. Squirrel.
Jesbian – [Definition?]. Dr. Fred Lenin.
Joementia – The inane ramblings of POTUS 46. Carpe Jugulum.
Jonestowns – Flourishing Marxist communities. Faye.
Journolice/Journolouse – [Definition?]. Snoopy.
Juliabared – Vegan woman who you wonder what she’s like naked but you know there’s only a skeleton under the expensive threads. Shy Ted.
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Karcrashian – When a social media post goes horribly wrong. Calli.
Kevniate – To tilt at windmills and publicly pontificate on puerile matters that have little basis in truth or accuracy. All done in the style of a miserable ghost. Benno.
Kleptocrony – [Definition?]. John Constantine?
Kleptoswampturd – [Definition?]. John Constantine?
Koalition – When WWF fundraising campaign with a “Koalas Evicted From Their Forest Homes” theme meets a community emotive response despite the fact that the basic premise of that campaign has been roundly debunked by a contributor to Quadrant. Herodotus.
Koraninanity – The argument that Islam is just like Christianity because Crusades. Calli.
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Langwedge (v, n) – Meaningless rhetorical language used by a lefty in order to wedge their opponents into a position of opposition. e.g. By appealing to diversity, compassion and equality, Tanya langwedged her opponent’s advocacy of secure borders. Mr. R