The Mockictionary

Instead of sitting back and passively watching the follies of the woke left, some conservatives are finding ways to mimic the wokerati, play their game, and put their moronic actions to public ridicule.

The Mockictionary is the section where we save and view for our amusement, the videos, clips or images that expose the absurd behaviours, beliefs and ideologies of the regressive virtue-signallers in our society.

49 Responses to The Mockictionary

  1. kaysee kaysee says:

    Culture jamming

    It means to mercilessly mock your political and cultural opponents by turning their absurd behaviors and beliefs against them.

    (Open Thread: here and here)


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  2. kaysee kaysee says:

    Jandy

    1.

    Virtue-signalling coward who bends the knee to the woke mob.

    2.

    It’s also Jeff and Andy, the co-CEOs of Harry’s Razors.

    (Open Thread: here)


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  3. egg_ says:

    “Flicking their beans” to (whatever floats their boat).

    Salty Cracker’s spoof on the Left Wokerati, who are now trans males with only a clit to stroke.


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  4. Steve trickler says:

    Oh FFS.

    ******

    Dice.

    In a shocking experiment, random beachgoers in San Diego, California are asked if they’ll sign a petition to ban the Bible. Their reactions will shock you.

    It’s Come To This!


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  5. kaysee kaysee says:

    The Babylon Bee

    U.S. Ministry of Truth Interrogates Man Who Shared Misinformation

    This man shared misinformation online, so the Ministry of Truth — err, sorry, the Disinformation Governance Board — detained him for questioning. Will he stand strong in the face of torture?



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  6. kaysee kaysee says:

    The Babylon Bee

    We Don’t Talk About China
    (Song Parody)

    The left, celebrities, and athletes will take money from China, but they sure don’t like talking about China. Tap your foot to the hit song parody of “We Don’t Talk About Bruno”!



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  7. kaysee kaysee says:

    The Babylon Bee

    Signs You Might Be A Woman

    Are you a woman? It’s hard to tell these days. Watch our well-researched video to find out whether you are indeed a woman.



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  8. kaysee kaysee says:

    Awaken with JP

    How to Think Like a Leftist!

    (Originally posted by egg_, here.)


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  9. kaysee kaysee says:

    The Babylon Bee

    Mattel Introduces Pregnant Ken Doll

    To celebrate Pride Month, Mattel has released its first-ever pregnant man doll: Pregnant Ken! You can have all sorts of fun with the clearly MALE Ken doll and his pregnant belly! Available wherever non-gender-specific toys are sold.



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  10. kaysee kaysee says:

    The Babylon Bee (June 2022)

    Companies Strangely Silent On Pride Month In The Middle East

    All these woke, brave companies have come out in support of an incredibly popular social movement. But… you know, not in the Middle East. Weird!



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  11. kaysee kaysee says:

    The Babylon Bee

    Spelling Bee Contestant Asks The Definition of “Woman”

    Judges at a school spelling bee are stumped and infuriated when a child dares to ask them for a definition of the word “woman.”



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  13. kaysee kaysee says:

    The Babylon Bee

    Roe v. Wade Was Just Overturned

    Here’s What You Need To Know

    Roe v. Wade has just been overturned. Here are five facts about this shocking development from the investigative reporting team at The Babylon Bee.



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  15. kaysee kaysee says:

    The Babylon Bee

    REVEALED: The Most Brutal Punishments In Hell

    Hell is full of terribly unspeakable punishments, but here are the most brutal. Better repent, sinner!



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  16. kaysee kaysee says:

    The Babylon Bee

    Satan Responds To Roe v. Wade Overturn

    Satan held a press conference today responding to the big loss of Roe v. Wade. He’s doing his best to keep his chin up.

    (Posted by Steve – here.)


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  17. kaysee kaysee says:

    Brandon Falls*

    A tongue-in-cheek historical landmark dubbed “Brandon Falls” was briefly added to Google Maps on Tuesday.

    Signpost.

    (*Shared by Cold-Hands in the Open Thread)


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  18. kaysee kaysee says:

    The Babylon Bee

    Obese Man Insists He’s Just Pregnant

    Michael Simmons’ doctor tells him he’s obese and needs to lose some weight – but the patient has the perfect comeback: he’s pregnant!



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  19. kaysee kaysee says:

    The Babylon Bee

    Is Your Teenager Secretly A Libertarian?
    9 Warning Signs To Look For

    It’s every parent’s worst nightmare: your kid comes out as a libertarian. Don’t worry — we can help you nip it in the bud. Make sure to constantly check for these 9 warning signs.



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  20. kaysee kaysee says:

    The Babylon Bee

    Law & Order:
    Microaggression Victims Unit Episode 2 – DEAD NAMED

    In the social justice system, words are considered violence. In this episode of Law & Order: MVU, a person is stabbed – but more importantly, another person was deadnamed. MVU brings the perp to quick justice – SOCIAL justice.



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