The Mockictionary

Instead of sitting back and passively watching the follies of the woke left, some conservatives are finding ways to mimic the wokerati, play their game, and put their moronic actions to public ridicule.

The Mockictionary is the section where we save and view for our amusement, the videos, clips or images that expose the absurd behaviours, beliefs and ideologies of the regressive virtue-signallers in our society.

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  2. kaysee kaysee says:
    January 15, 2023 at 2:42 pm

    Babylon Bee

    Black Conservative Attends First Republican Meetup

    A Black republican attends her first meeting, hoping to meet some like-minded conservatives. They try their best to relate to her.



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  3. kaysee kaysee says:
    January 15, 2023 at 2:44 pm

    Babylon Bee

    Couple On 15th Round Of Voting Where To Go For Dinner

    Ryan and Nancy Drent are stuck in political gridlock, currently being on their 15th round of casting ballots for where they’ll go to dinner. Thoughts and prayers!



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  4. kaysee kaysee says:
    January 15, 2023 at 2:50 pm

    Kaufman Institute for Coincidence

    Watch this video to find out more about the new and innovative research done by the Kaufman Institute for Coincidence, and their contribution to the field of medicine.



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  5. kaysee kaysee says:
    January 22, 2023 at 6:33 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    Law & Order

    Microaggression Victims Unit Episode 3 – MANSPLAINING

    This man is under arrest – for MANSPLAINING! The MVU is on the case as they investigate this heinous crime – and is that a case of felony manspreading as well? Find out on this episode of MVU!



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  6. kaysee kaysee says:
    January 22, 2023 at 6:35 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    Surprising Discoveries Found In Biden’s Garage

    As more and more classified documents are discovered in Joe Biden’s home and various offices, the media seem to be ignoring the more shocking discoveries from Biden’s garage. We’re here to break it all down and provide you with the inside scoop.



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  7. kaysee kaysee says:
    February 21, 2023 at 3:03 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    Here’s Everything Transphobic In Hogwarts Legacy

    We spent 70 bucks on Harry Potter Hogwarts Legacy and played it for thousands of hours to find everything transphobic in the game. Let’s review!



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  8. kaysee kaysee says:
    February 21, 2023 at 3:05 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    Billions Of Lives Saved By Man Wearing Mask While Alone In Car

    Meet Carlos Renaldo, Jr. Experts believe he has saved over 3.8 billion lives by heroically wearing a mask alone while in the car. Is he a hero – or a superhero? You decide.



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  9. kaysee kaysee says:
    February 21, 2023 at 3:10 pm

    The Babylon Bee

    A Day In The Life Of A Childless Woman
    Who Is NOT AT ALL MISERABLE

    Hey guys, my life is SO AMAZING without kids. I chose NOT to have them and focus on my career instead, and in NO WAY am I completely MISERABLE and SAD! ENJOY this video of my INCREDIBLE LIFE!

    A Day In The Life of a Childless Woman


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  10. kaysee kaysee says:
    February 21, 2023 at 3:13 pm

    Not sure why this got cut off from the above comment.

    From another satire channel:

    Just another day for child-free


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  12. kaysee kaysee says:
    March 7, 2023 at 2:28 pm

    Fine. I’ll do it.
    Introducing Jeremy’s Chocolate.

    Yes, it’s real.

    We have two kinds: HeHim and SheHer.



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  13. kaysee kaysee says:
    March 7, 2023 at 2:31 pm

    He can see what’s wrong, but he still stays in the Democrat camp.

    New Rule: Trigger Warning!
    Real Time with Bill Maher

    This is Bill Maher, so the usual language …..


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  15. kaysee kaysee says:
    March 12, 2023 at 2:23 pm

    Babylon Bee

    California Fleein’ (Beach Boys Parody)

    What do 4 handsome guys gotta do to flee California? In this parody of The Beach Boys’ “California Dreamin'” – itself a totally tubular cover of The Mamas & the Papas – the Bee Boys sing of Cali’s legendary brown streets, iconic muggings, and world-famous traffic.



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  16. kaysee kaysee says:
    March 12, 2023 at 2:24 pm

    Babylon Bee

    9 Upsides to Socialism

    Socialism isn’t ALL bad. Here are 9 upsides you might not have considered.



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  17. kaysee kaysee says:
    March 12, 2023 at 2:26 pm

    Babylon Bee

    Pfizer Unable To Finish Press Conference As Spokespeople Keep Collapsing

    In this official press conference from Pfizer, spokesperson Pat Farabi confirms there are no side effects from the vaccine. Good thing he had some backup spokespeople on hand!



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  18. kaysee kaysee says:
    March 28, 2023 at 3:34 pm

    Babylon Bee

    Chinese Military To Just Shout Wrong Pronouns At American Soldiers

    In this official training video for the People’s Liberation Army, Chinese soldiers are taught how to cripple U.S. soldiers by just shouting the wrong pronouns at them. Very effective!



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  19. kaysee kaysee says:
    June 4, 2023 at 2:46 pm

    Babylon Bee

    Companies Strangely Silent On Pride Month In The Middle East

    All these woke, brave companies have come out in support of an incredibly popular social movement. But… you know, not in the Middle East. Weird!


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  20. kaysee kaysee says:
    June 4, 2023 at 2:49 pm

    Babylon Bee

    Apple Explains Why You Should Get Your Kid An iPhone

    Should you get your kid an iPhone? Of course. If you don’t, you hate your child. In this new press conference from Apple, the tech giant explains all the great reasons for getting your little ones a device with access to all the worst people in the world.


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