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“”””””””Harden up Neil””””””
Harden up??
WW2 Germany has more services than we can get in Australia.
Under German rule you could get your hair cut and see a Dentist
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And in 2021 Australia you can still buy a pair of clippers and give yourself a No 2
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I’m not happy about this situation at all. I haven’t seen some of my kids for too bloody long.
But complaining about your hair. FFS.
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Ragu says:
September 3, 2021 at 6:56 pm
The stent is a small but long plastic (nylon?) tube that reaches up to the kidney,
The doctor grabs the nearest end with the special device and then proceeds to pull the stent out.
In this case, the outside of the stent was covered with uric acid(?) crystals, which made the removal of the stent somewhat difficult – as in physically difficult – hard work.
The doctor stopped for a rest when the stent was half way out, then continued.
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ASIO isn’t sending their best. Complaining about being locked down and unable to fraternise, then saying they don’t want to cut their own hair because people might see the dodgy job.
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Fat,
I know what a stent is. Do you know what a nephrologist is?
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Most people I know are complaining about lockdown because the are seeing their family.
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Listen to it. She’s a cooking.
Raw footage.
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ASIO isn’t sending their best. Complaining about being locked down and unable to fraternise, then saying they don’t want to cut their own hair because people might see the dodgy job.
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Should you get to see ASIO in action, you’ll realise they ARE sending their best.
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I was speaking to a bloke today who cut his own hair. His technique-
Look up on youtube how to do it.
Procure 2 mirrors for front and back.
Procure clippers with 2 combs-short and long.
Do sides in low to high direction with the short comb
Do the top with the long comb in any direction.
Smash mirrors and buy cap.
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Ragu says:
September 3, 2021 at 7:44 pm
Fat, I know what a stent is. Do you know what a nephrologist is?
000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
A nephrologist is a doctor that specializes in the diagnosis and treatment of ailments that affect the kidneys.
But in my case, they just dragged in the janitor to do the job.
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“””””””I was speaking to a bloke today who cut his own hair. “””””””””””
OK what about teeth?? I need to see a Dentist as well. I rang up the guy i have been seeing for 20 years but he is shut by the govt.
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Oh kay
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“””””””””””””Smash mirrors and buy cap.””””””””””
What does that mean???
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Anyone else get an SMS from “UAP” (Craig Kelly) at 11:28 am today?
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Hang on, because this is blowing my mind.
Fat Tony, you said you were having consistent kidney troubles and made the inference that it also effected your stent. So I asked what the nephro said and you come back with that.
Seriously, you can’t see what I was asking?
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My mother suggested to me last night there was a problem with nanoparticles in the vaccines.
This is what happens when you give old people internet access.
I’m waiting for her to start telling me they wriggle.
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《Anyone else get an SMS from “UAP” (Craig Kelly) at 11:28 am today?》
No messages in the people’s Republic of Tasmania. Could be because 60% of the pop are illiterate.
What did it say?
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Don’t you love that a failed economist and wannabe permaculture gardener is an authority on vaccines and can treat kidney stones and gastro-intestinal diseases.
#snakeoil.
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Better value than a flaming homosexual called professor
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It’s a good ride, folks. Enjoy the show.
Hans Zimmer Live on Tour 2017 O2 Prague Interstellar (1080p HD)
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Neil says:
September 3, 2021 at 8:00 pm
Can’t help you with your teeth-I don’t know anyone who does their own.
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Ragu
<i>Fat Tony, you said you were having consistent kidney troubles and made the inference that it also effected your stent. So I asked what the nephro said and you come back with that.</i>
Renal stent, not cardiac/arterial stent?
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This lady is cool. Keep an eye on her.
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<i>Harlequin Decline says:
September 3, 2021 at 8:36 pm
Neil says:
September 3, 2021 at 8:00 pm
Can’t help you with your teeth-I don’t know anyone who does their own.</i>
Check out Tom Hanks in Castaway?
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DIY dentistry? Ice skate and a rock. Worked for Tom Hanks.
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Snappy snap. Or maybe smash and faint.
And don’t sleep under the coconut palms. Just don’t.
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‘I rang up the guy i have been seeing for 20 years but he is shut by the govt.’
Thanks to John Howard, the worst PM this country has ever had. Including the current one.
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The ironing
Disclose.tv
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JUST IN – Sweden bans travelers from Israel, one of the most vaccinated countries in the world, into the country from September 6 due to the record-breaking rise in #COVID19 cases.
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1433482410558164993?s=20
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What did it say?
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Dunno where they got my no. – thought I was an “anonymous internet identity”?
A mate forwards a lot of Right Wing petition stuff, so who knows whose contact lists get used (apps, etc.) – for dox wary online tards – identity “breadcrumbs”, as they’re called.
From: “UAP”
“You can never trust the Liberals, Labor or Greens again. Authorised by Craig Kelly, United Australia Party. Click on this link UAPCK.info“
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This is NSW, reported by Channel 7 News as if it were an everyday thing.
I said last year the QR code app would become your passport, and now it’s here.
Prediction rate: 100%.
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My mother suggested to me last night there was a problem with nanoparticles in the vaccines.
Do you tell her you’ve been 100% wrong about everything since March last year?
Do you tell her you used her as the excuse to support all of this for your own safety’s sake? Does she know? I bet she’d be horrified.
Boomer children really are the worst.
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Only the liberals could take our guns.
Only the liberals could implement a vast permanent surveillance / social credit system.
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“”””””””Thanks to John Howard, the worst PM this country has ever had””””””
What has Howard to do with shutting down my Dentist??
Actually Howard is the best PM in my lifetime
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Do NOT click that UAP link!
It is a computer virus.
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But who would want to unleash nano wrigglers on the world?
Who?
It just doesn’t make sense.
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‘Actually Howard is the best PM in my lifetime’
Laid the foundation for the destruction of this nation.
Unforgivable, and indefensible.
Also, he used his influence to get Joe Burns a baggy green.
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Dan Andrews says “Lockouts to replace Lockdowns”
You’ve got to admit it’s a very catchy slogan and I bet he’s proud of it.
Edging ever closer to something drastic, very clever how he does it bit by bit.
He knows the value of a slogan.
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Premier reveals romance with ‘gorgeous’ new man
Six months after revealing she would like to share her busy life with someone, Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk says she has found happiness with “a very warm and caring, intelligent man with a great sense of humour”.
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I bet he has links to Pfizer.
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Neil,
Nothing wrong with wanting a tidy haircut. It’s appropriate to simply want to be well groomed, let alone having pain-free teeth.
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“a very warm and caring, intelligent man with a great sense of humour”
Apparently Brett Sutton tells a great knock-knock joke.
‘Knock knock.’
‘Who’s there?’
‘Slug.’
‘Slug who?’
‘Slug my career, right in the nuts.’
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Clown Posse out in force tonight.
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Biggles QC MD
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“””””””Laid the foundation for the destruction of this nation.””””””””
How???
I would say Gough Whitlam laid the foundations for the destruction of this nation
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UNCLE ROGER MAKE RAMEN (4 Million Subscriber Special!)
WARNING: May contain nano wrigglers.
I might eat some Vietnamese tonight.
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“””””””Also, he used his influence to get Joe Burns a baggy green.””
Joe Burns ended up with a Test batting average of 37. Better than anybody they tried since 2015
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‘Joe Burns ended up with a Test batting average of 37. Better than anybody they tried since 2015’
Aaaaand we’re off.
Joe Burns is actually left-handed, and it shows. Good lower order, and lower level bat. Not good enough though. Horrible opener, except against Bangladesh.
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Curtin, Rudd and Gillard were all better than Howard, and Gillard had better dress sense.
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Delusional rebellion against reality?
Tell us more Bird.
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I’ll say it again. Klaus Schwab is running this country.
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“”””””Curtin, Rudd and Gillard were all better than Howard,”””””””
Rudd abolished Howards Pacific Solution and encouraged people to come here by boat. 50,000 boat people later Labor has never apologised. Of those 50,000 there were 8,469 children locked up.
Gillard even sent young children to Manus island to be used as human shields to stop people smugglers outing children on boats
Ford announced they were leaving when Gillard was PM
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Joe Burns is John Howard’s sponsor child?
I fucking knew it!
How else could the dick have survived so long?
Fair to middling slip fielder but jeez.
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“””””””””Not good enough though. Horrible opener, except against Bangladesh.”””
Joe Burns is the best opener to partner Warner since 2015. OK he was not as good as people wanted. Selectors wanted an opener who could average 45. Joe Burns averaged 37. Not great but better than anybody they selected since 2014
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forever!
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Rumour has it that John Howard and Joe Burns rented a little red car in 2001 and took a drive in the outback.
Stopped for a while near Barrow Creek that night, it is said.
Coincidence? I think not.
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‘Joe Burns is the best opener to partner Warner since 2015.’
Since 2015 Australia have been shit. Got it.
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Can’t say I’ve ever used Q Codes or whatever the fuck they are. No need
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Is Cate’s mouth full of Black Balks tonight?
Or got a sock in it?
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Coincidence?
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With the Clown Posse’s deductive reasoning powers?
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It is a computer virus.
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Nah, it’s a trojan that will harvest your exhaustive contacts list and dox you as a garden gnome.
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‘”””””””Since 2015 Australia have been shit. Got it.””””””””
Like i said Joe Burns (average 37) is better than anybody they selected since 2015
They picked Finch average = 28
They picked Harris average =24
They picked Bancroft average = 26
They picked Renshaw average =33
Joe Burns average 37 is OK
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‘Black Balks’?
That is actionable. I’m totes devo.
‘Balks’ must be a type of cheesecake.
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Psays:
September 3, 2021 at 6:02 pm
Thank you
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P’s over at the Ladies Pages blog?
Figures.
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There’s a flaw in the NSW system: you don’t have to have a Service NSW account to use the app or the website. It “only” requires a name and phone number so they can’t link that easily without changing the entire structure, and almost certainly the regulations that provide the allowance for this masssive invasion of privacy
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Burns is the John Howard of openers.
Howard was a garden variety solicitor. He was OK. At soliciting.
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That is actionable.
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Adam logged your IP’s, tard?
Got your own balls in your mouth?
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OK.
So the Furniture Store guys are always banging on about “just voting Liberal because they’re not Labor”.
Then UAP and Kelly send out a text saying “vote for us because not Labor, Nat, Liberal or Green”.
Nice positive messaging.
Pity it was your last chance before I binned you.
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“Balks”
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Black Balks?
Almost as bad as Biggles’ stuff/stiff.
Can bowlers balk balls?
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We will.
Gloria Gaynor – I Will Survive [Official Video] 1978 [Audio iTunes Plus AAC M4A]
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I’m totes devo.
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Mummy’s boy – prolly a gimp.
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So which one was the “saggy man” KD?
Howard?
Or Burnsie?
Or the disbarred lawyer grifter?
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Joe Burns and bagging John Howard. Beginning to feel like home again.
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Once twice three times a Kitteh…
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The ‘jelly man’?
Depends on context. It may have been blurry night time vision. For all we know, it could have been someone who was 91kg of lean muscle.
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So which one was the “saggy man”?
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“Jelly man”, retard.
Trucker’s lingo beneath you, Spare Parts gopher?
Dementia Joe of the Ladies Pages.
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I believe they were also singing the well-known travelling ditty:
‘Can I root an Asian chick,
Half my age, half my age,
Can I root an Asian chick,
With just ten days to go…..’
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Then UAP and Kelly send out a text saying “vote for us because not Labor, Nat, Liberal or Green”.
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Nah, just “pixels on a screen”, retard.
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With just ten days to go…..’
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Someone needs a life.
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Knuckle Dragger says:
September 3, 2021 at 10:36 pm
The ‘jelly man’?
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Cate picks up the weakest link in the Clown Posse.
Poor ol’ Biggles.
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Tough lockouts for Victorian no-vaxxers
Daniel Andrews has warned that unvaccinated adults will be subject to harsh restrictions – even as the broader economy reopens.
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Professor,
Easy to confuse ‘saggy’ with ‘jelly’.
Imagery of the _roomba’s jowls appear when either word is mentioned.
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What was that logic table of the resident Plod apologist?
The odd rogue protester/paid agent provocateur – fancy that.
Knowingly take your kids to a protest – oh noes!
Pissweak excuses, tard.
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“”””””Curtin, Rudd and Gillard were all better than Howard,”””””””
Comments like that mean you have totally lost it.
Rudd/Gillard dropped our borders and locked up 50,000 boat people. All they did from 2008-2013 was build detention centers. Then they sent young children to Manus island to be used as human shields
‘Young-looking’ refugees sent offshore (sbs.com.au)
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Gregory Lake, the former director of offshore processing and transfers at the Department of Immigration and Border Protection, told the inquiry he was directed by a ministerial staff member to choose the youngest-looking children from among those eligible for the first transfer of detained people from Australia to Manus Island in 2012, when Labor was in government.
“Because they wanted to send a deterrent message, it was important to send some children, to say that children are not exempt from transfer,” Mr Lake said””””
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Easy to confuse ‘saggy’ with ‘jelly’.
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Biggles was probably thinking of when the Sunday trifle goes off in God’s Waiting Room.
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Hey Knuckles who would pay to root JWH? Maybe with a pineapple.
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Easy to confuse ‘saggy’ with ‘jelly’.
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Especially when Cate is teabagging in the Orificers Mess?
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Hahaha.
A lady Cat commenter just delivered a terrific joke at the _roomba’s expense, apropos on nothing really, over on the DoverCat.
Not on the OT. One of the other threads from about midweek. It’s a belter. I can’t in good faith repost it here because it’s far better than anything I could think up. Plus plagiarism and so on.
Seriously, it’s a cracker. Really emasculating stuff. I’ll think of it whenever you post here, fatty.
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jo:
‘Hey Knuckles who would pay to root JWH?’
If JWH was much, much younger and Asian, _egg would.
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Neil.
Your thoughts on gypsum. Toxic or non-toxic?
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Mark knofler.
Dire Straits – On Every Street
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Jeez.
Jelly vs Saggy.
It’s not like these are strict legal terms.
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Being rooted by egg.
Like having a wardrobe fall on you.
With the little brass key still in the lock.
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A lady Cat commenter…
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Oh noes!
The shame, dear William, the same…
PPixels on a screen
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“Tough lockouts for Victorian no-vaxxers
Daniel Andrews has warned that unvaccinated adults will be subject to harsh restrictions – even as the broader economy reopens.”
The guy is deranged . His China overlords must be happy.
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‘Like having a wardrobe fall on you.’
A 105kg wardrobe.
‘With the little brass key still in the lock.’
Snort!
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With the little brass key still in the lock.
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Garden gnome confirmed.
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Bwah ha ha ha ha.
Dragger at 10:54.
Just saw it.
Absolute gold!
Just wait until the scrambled one drops the word he is so fond of, then serve it up.
I dips me lid.
As good as anything IT used to serve up.
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Jeez.
Jelly vs Saggy.
It’s not like these are strict legal terms.
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Poor ol’ Biggles QC MD.
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The nano-crusader seems to have run out of puff.
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Being rooted by egg.
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Egg with pho soup and roots?
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