While I’m considering whether or not to vaccinate the Catictionary against Covid-19 brain worms, perhaps some of you might share your bottomless barrels of creativity with further submissions?
The usual constraints apply: ORIGINAL words only, no acronyms, please provide a definition, something, something.
What follows is a short list I have scraped off the footpath since Adam dusted off a place for the Catictionary on the mantelpiece:
Arkytechturalism – … pits human against their natural lying eyes and whatever good taste they have remaining in them. Rabz.
Arsetralia – Noun. Country; formally known as Australia, now ruled by arses. Arky. [Muddy prefers Analsphinctertralia, but anyway…].
Beijingoism – Noun/Adverb. The practice of Western intelligentsia, political figures and dangerously mono-focussed export businesses to reflexively and uncritically adopt the foreign policy stances and statements of a certain Asian nation, to the detriment of their own. Usually using language and tone that is stridently and forcefully out-of-character. May be motivated by fear of sanction, forcible removal, loss of bribe money, favour, privileges and/or trade status or ideological ties that run deeper than one’s own kin. Rex Anger. [Editor: Now that’s a solid definition].
Boregasm – When a collective of luvvies appearing on the ALPBC are all in furious agreement with each other. Rabz.
Catzpah – The audacity to promote posts you’ve made at another Cat forum in the hope that people visit. Ruprecht.
Fauxxination – Noun. A tether to tyranny posing as a cure. Calli.
Loginorrhea – [No definition yet]. Wally Dalí.
Moronavirus – [Celebrities opining about serious issues?]. Mother Lode.
Permasmirk – Scott Morrison’s [Australian Prime Minister] facial expression. Arky.
Pharmageddon – The end of mankind, courtesy of big pharma. Shy Ted.
Politidemic – Widespread destruction created by politicians. Bar Beach Swimmer.
Inturd. A politician or journalist placed in a grave.
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Gimme a minute – i will think of something
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I can’t think of any but
Permasmirk – Scott Morrison’s [Australian Prime Minister] facial expression. Arky.
is excellent.
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Banecdote. That funny little story you can’t tell anymore because it’s a little bit racist, sexist, gayist and so on.
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Omnipotence boner: The satisfaction experienced by a petty tyrant when he misuses his power to inflict more oppression on his subjects. [See Andrews, D.] (Note, an equivalent is yet to be devised for petty tyrants who are women, …oops I mean who are people without a penis.)
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(Branch) Covidians – persons subscribing to the Koresh cult like gaslighting and authoritarianism that has been occurring with mandatory vaccination. See also COVIDiots
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Timothy Neilson.
I like the concept, but technically it’s a rule breaker, as the two words already exist. Does ‘Omnipoboner’ sound acceptable to you?
Bazinga.
Are your two suggestions your originals, or those of another (identified) Cat?
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Its original as far as I know.
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I’m sure COVIdiots isnt original though.
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Publican’t. A publican forced to shut after serving or attempting to serve, the unvaxxed.
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Defective Inspector. Senior policeman who can’t see political corruption under his nose but can see ordinary people doing ordinary things.
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Fooly vaccinated. People who think they are fully vaccinated but need “just one more booster shot”.
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Vacts. The ever changing truth about the efficacy of mRNA “vaccines”.
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Fundue influence. The amount of fun public servants are having breaching all the rules to make people comply.
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POOTUS. President Of The United States who shits his pants. OK, I stole that from a blog in the US but it’s worthy.
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