Guest Post: Muddy – Words with Lettuce in Them (The Catictionary).

While I’m considering whether or not to vaccinate the Catictionary against Covid-19 brain worms, perhaps some of you might share your bottomless barrels of creativity with further submissions?

The usual constraints apply: ORIGINAL words only, no acronyms, please provide a definition, something, something.

What follows is a short list I have scraped off the footpath since Adam dusted off a place for the Catictionary on the mantelpiece:

Arkytechturalism – … pits human against their natural lying eyes and whatever good taste they have remaining in them. Rabz.

Arsetralia – Noun. Country; formally known as Australia, now ruled by arses. Arky. [Muddy prefers Analsphinctertralia, but anyway…].

Beijingoism – Noun/Adverb. The practice of Western intelligentsia, political figures and dangerously mono-focussed export businesses to reflexively and uncritically adopt the foreign policy stances and statements of a certain Asian nation, to the detriment of their own. Usually using language and tone that is stridently and forcefully out-of-character. May be motivated by fear of sanction, forcible removal, loss of bribe money, favour, privileges and/or trade status or ideological ties that run deeper than one’s own kin. Rex Anger. [Editor: Now that’s a solid definition].

Boregasm – When a collective of luvvies appearing on the ALPBC are all in furious agreement with each other. Rabz.

Catzpah – The audacity to promote posts you’ve made at another Cat forum in the hope that people visit. Ruprecht.

Fauxxination – Noun. A tether to tyranny posing as a cure. Calli.

Loginorrhea – [No definition yet]. Wally Dalí.

Moronavirus – [Celebrities opining about serious issues?]. Mother Lode.

Permasmirk – Scott Morrison’s [Australian Prime Minister] facial expression. Arky.

Pharmageddon – The end of mankind, courtesy of big pharma. Shy Ted.

Politidemic – Widespread destruction created by politicians. Bar Beach Swimmer.

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15 Responses to Guest Post: Muddy – Words with Lettuce in Them (The Catictionary).

  1. Shy Ted says:

    Inturd. A politician or journalist placed in a grave.


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  2. Gimme a minute – i will think of something


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  3. candy says:

    I can’t think of any but

    Permasmirk – Scott Morrison’s [Australian Prime Minister] facial expression. Arky.

    is excellent.


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  4. Shy Ted says:

    Banecdote. That funny little story you can’t tell anymore because it’s a little bit racist, sexist, gayist and so on.


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  5. Timothy Neilson says:

    Omnipotence boner: The satisfaction experienced by a petty tyrant when he misuses his power to inflict more oppression on his subjects. [See Andrews, D.] (Note, an equivalent is yet to be devised for petty tyrants who are women, …oops I mean who are people without a penis.)


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  6. Bazinga says:

    (Branch) Covidians – persons subscribing to the Koresh cult like gaslighting and authoritarianism that has been occurring with mandatory vaccination.  See also COVIDiots


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  7. Muddy says:

    Timothy Neilson.

    I like the concept, but technically it’s a rule breaker, as the two words already exist. Does ‘Omnipoboner’ sound acceptable to you?

    Bazinga.
    Are your two suggestions your originals, or those of another (identified) Cat?


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  8. Bazinga says:

    Its original as far as I know.


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  9. Bazinga says:

    I’m sure COVIdiots isnt original though.


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  10. Shy Ted says:

    Publican’t. A publican forced to shut after serving or attempting to serve, the unvaxxed.


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  11. Shy Ted says:

    Defective Inspector. Senior policeman who can’t see political corruption under his nose but can see ordinary people doing ordinary things.


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  12. Shy Ted says:

    Fooly vaccinated. People who think they are fully vaccinated but need “just one more booster shot”.


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  13. Shy Ted says:

    Vacts. The ever changing truth about the efficacy of mRNA “vaccines”.


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  14. Shy Ted says:

    Fundue influence. The amount of fun public servants are having breaching all the rules to make people comply.


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  15. Shy Ted says:

    POOTUS. President Of The United States who shits his pants. OK, I stole that from a blog in the US but it’s worthy.


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