While I’m considering whether or not to vaccinate the Catictionary against Covid-19 brain worms, perhaps some of you might share your bottomless barrels of creativity with further submissions?
The usual constraints apply: ORIGINAL words only, no acronyms, please provide a definition, something, something.
What follows is a short list I have scraped off the footpath since Adam dusted off a place for the Catictionary on the mantelpiece:
Arkytechturalism – … pits human against their natural lying eyes and whatever good taste they have remaining in them. Rabz.
Arsetralia – Noun. Country; formally known as Australia, now ruled by arses. Arky. [Muddy prefers Analsphinctertralia, but anyway…].
Beijingoism – Noun/Adverb. The practice of Western intelligentsia, political figures and dangerously mono-focussed export businesses to reflexively and uncritically adopt the foreign policy stances and statements of a certain Asian nation, to the detriment of their own. Usually using language and tone that is stridently and forcefully out-of-character. May be motivated by fear of sanction, forcible removal, loss of bribe money, favour, privileges and/or trade status or ideological ties that run deeper than one’s own kin. Rex Anger. [Editor: Now that’s a solid definition].
Boregasm – When a collective of luvvies appearing on the ALPBC are all in furious agreement with each other. Rabz.
Catzpah – The audacity to promote posts you’ve made at another Cat forum in the hope that people visit. Ruprecht.
Fauxxination – Noun. A tether to tyranny posing as a cure. Calli.
Loginorrhea – [No definition yet]. Wally Dalí.
Moronavirus – [Celebrities opining about serious issues?]. Mother Lode.
Permasmirk – Scott Morrison’s [Australian Prime Minister] facial expression. Arky.
Pharmageddon – The end of mankind, courtesy of big pharma. Shy Ted.
Politidemic – Widespread destruction created by politicians. Bar Beach Swimmer.