Latest research shows that the vaccine is 20% more effective if you get it injected into your knob with a 14 gauge needle.
We ain’t getting back to normal until everyone whips it out.
I’m watching Sharri Markson’s show. She’s got Aaron Patrick on who writes for the AFR. He’s just said that Gladys is setting the community up to give up on elimination of the virus – cunning plan, or wot? 🤪
The one thing we know about the bio-weapon is that we don’t know much about it. However, at this stage, the vax, while it was supposed to prevent getting Covid (it doesn’t) there is at least some comfort you’re not going to get really, really ill. The stats so far present that’s case only because the vax introduces the body to this new illness and we develop some immunity even to the variant.
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Have you watched the interview with Dr. Zelenko above? He doesn’t agree with you, and he’s not the only one. Dr. Bhakdi and Dr. Ryan Cole don’t agree with you either. What they all say in various ways that the vaccines prime the immune system so that it overreacts when exposed to any other virus and attacks your own body. That’s if they don’t cause an autoimmune disease in the first place.
The procedure for the dick booster shot is that for the nanoparticles to have maximum effectiveness the injection site needs to be below 22C.
Here is what those who have already had the first two shots need to do:
1, Ring your GP and make an appointment for the booster.
2. Ice your dick for 30 minutes before the appointment.
3. On entering the Doctors office ensure the nurse examines your penis for temperature and flaccidity.
This Chinese bio-weapon has officially caused millions of deaths
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No more than a normal flu year.
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possibly close to US$30 trillion in lost global production and untold mental illness particularly for the young.
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No, the government caused that, not the virus.
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If there was ever a case to get a vax it would be now.
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Now we know how many deaths and hundreds of thousands of hospitalisations the jab itself is concerned, that’s completely insane.
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Now, as a libertarian I fully accept that you don’t want to get the vax, that’s your fucking business. However, when you eventually end up getting the Chinese bio weapon virus, do us a fucking favor at the very least. If you end up getting very ill – stay fucking home and don’t clog up the medical system. That also applies to redneck endorsees too.
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There are now thousands more hospitalised from taking the jab than those dying “WITH’ covid who are really dying of cancer, heart disease , being 109 years of age…..
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From what we now know, you’ll soon be the one needing hospitalisation JC.
And it was self inflicted.
I don’t deny the stupid hospital care………………………..
Stick to writing code. 95% of your comments make as much verbal sense as someone reading code. You’re crap at this stuff and you also suffer either apergers or autism.
Swimmer
People here are saying the bio-weapon is no biggie and the vax isn’t required etc. The logical progression to that is if you get sick don’t bumble your into the medical system looking for oxygen or other crap. Stay home.
If one dies. well at least you never had the vax and lived up to your side of the argument to the end.
The sock drawer overfloweth on the death of Cat v1.0. Normal service has not yet resumed. Please place your your tray tables away for landing (may be bumpy).
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From Premier Daniel Andrews and COVID-19 response commander Jeroen Weimar to a top-ranking Victoria Police officer, authorities lined up today to chastise social distancing rule breakers. They complained there were pub crawls, house parties, play-dates and sleepovers all happening at a time when lockdown lists just five reasons for leaving home.
We asked readers to tell us what they’ve seen out on the streets and this is a selection of their responses…
If you get sick the Wuhan lab virus stay the fuck away from the medical system.
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Do you run? walk? cycle? play any sport?
Then don’t make me pay for your hip, knee, ankle,shoulder,elbow rebuilds
Just because your whimped out and like a scared child ran to get the jab, you expect everyone else to be a fkg lemming too. Or they must be ostracized from a system I fkg pay for.
You’ve outed yourself as anything but a libertarian, your just another totalitarian c*** like every other globalist shitbag drawing breath.
All readers should take note here : JC the fatmouth glibertarian is actually a totalitarian coward who would use and endorse the same loathsome Govt strategies he claims to oppose. He’s a fkg low life hypocrite.
Several times I said, you should logically follow your vax ideology on a voluntary basis. Somehow, some way you’ve deluded yourself into thinking this isn’t libertarian, when of course it is. No one is compelling you not to go to hospital, you imbecile.
At 40 bucks a pack, we smokers are paying your fucking medical bills too, you moron. On that basis I will request medical assistance.
Just one time, try and win an argument against me. Just once, as it’s really boring beating you up every-time.
Stick to writing code. 95% of your comments make as much verbal sense as someone reading code. You’re crap at this stuff and you also suffer either apergers or autism.
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Fvck off retard, you have zero people skills and likely have never had corporate “customers”, would-be keyboard hero.
I recall you being a bedwetter, crumbling as to whether Abbott could defeat KRudd Mk II, as relayed by the Clam Chowder tard at the time (Godwin’s moment).
The sock drawer overfloweth on the death of Cat v1.0. Normal service has not yet resumed. Please place your your tray tables away for landing (may be bumpy).
Fvck off retard, you have zero people skills and likely have never had corporate “customers”, would-be keyboard hero.
Egg, you’re either autistic or suffer aspergers. Your postings sound like code.
I recall you being a bedwetter, crumbling as to whether Abbott could defeat KRudd Mk II, as relayed by the Clam Chowder tard at the time (Godwin’s moment).
Funny, because I can’t recall that. Run your comments through Grammerly Logic as you sound like a cheap, Chinese version of an AI.
*The one thing we know about the bio-weapon is that we don’t know much about it.*
We know so much about the Kung Flu it is remarkable that you’d posit this.
Otherwise, where is our knowledge lacking?
Boomers and fatties should get vaccinated if they aren’t excluded by pre existing conditions and don’t have ethical concerns.
I don’t believe that “science changes”. The truth never changes.
Sure, we don’t think ulcers are caused by stress anymore.
…but contradicting yourself the way ‘Elf authorities have over COVID is quite peculiar.
No masks to wear a mask to wear multiple masks – these people are insane, don’t know half as much as they pretend to and are megalomaniacs.
There are larger arguments being made through the COVID debacle.
*Some people would vaccinate everyone in their utopia.
*Anything connected to Trump is bad.
*We can’t have the plebs questioning *the science* and the deep state.
*Let’s not admit we did not know what we were doing to begin with.
*Let’s cover for those eye popping, wildly inaccurate COVID catastrophe forecasts.
More unbeatable humour from I Love Pulp Art Memes which you suckers are missing out on:
She was excited as she knocked on her nephew’s bedroom door…”I’m going to teach you how to have great sex” she said.
He stared at her briefly and said: “Sorry but there’s not much you could teach me; I’m a gay whore; and very busy. But, they’re very pretty undies; almost as good as mine. Where did you get them from?”
sorry, Cohenite, I hit the report button thinking it was a link to something funny 😁🤪 But since nothing so far has happened to Bird, I think you’ll be fine!
*Thats why my advocacy of 100% backing and growth deflation were vigorously opposed. It was the slime mould instinct at work. The parasite has a brain as big as two houses and he understands thing at a visceral level whereas I just plod along in scientific fashion.*
No. Because you’re a crypto-socialist and Sharia banking loon.
I recall you being a bedwetter, crumbling as to whether Abbott could defeat KRudd Mk II, as relayed by the Clam Chowder tard at the time (Godwin’s moment).
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As posted at the tail end of Sinc’s old blog, to Clam Chowder himself.
Late night red wine talking, IT and JC wetting the bed, as usual.
was just listening to the missus’ phone call to her brother on Sapphire Coast about their mum in the Wimmera
yesterday mum was in denial … la la, la ( I cant hear you) … oh noes … luckDan will be over soon.
just heard the missus on the phone go, “oh FFS, you could hear the collective gasp from everybody in Vik. Getting out of lock-down … like FUCK youse are!”
And thanks for nothing egg; and leave head prefect alone; if he wants to walk around with needles in his arse that’s his business.
The thing with the needles that all you guys are missing is that Trump made them happen. I’d do anything Trump told me to do because he is a great guy.
Latest research shows that the vaccine is 20% more effective if you get it injected into your knob with a 14 gauge needle.
We ain’t getting back to normal until everyone whips it out.
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JC, no travel for you until you get your booster shots.
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So, if you don’t get the vax, don’t go to hospital if you really get sick. This rule isn’t obligatory in a legal sense. It’s a moral one
JC, in what way is it a moral rule?
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If you get sick
the Wuhan lab virusfrom ciggies/obesity stay the fuck away from the medical system.FTFY.
Self imposed.
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Okay.
It’s not as if they’ll treat me with anything other than Nurofen and good wishes. And tell me to stay home.
I know. That’s what happened to the local sufferers.
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I’m watching Sharri Markson’s show. She’s got Aaron Patrick on who writes for the AFR. He’s just said that Gladys is setting the community up to give up on elimination of the virus – cunning plan, or wot? 🤪
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Bespoke was a sock.
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What gave it away – “you don’t know who I am”?
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The one thing we know about the bio-weapon is that we don’t know much about it. However, at this stage, the vax, while it was supposed to prevent getting Covid (it doesn’t) there is at least some comfort you’re not going to get really, really ill. The stats so far present that’s case only because the vax introduces the body to this new illness and we develop some immunity even to the variant.
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Have you watched the interview with Dr. Zelenko above? He doesn’t agree with you, and he’s not the only one. Dr. Bhakdi and Dr. Ryan Cole don’t agree with you either. What they all say in various ways that the vaccines prime the immune system so that it overreacts when exposed to any other virus and attacks your own body. That’s if they don’t cause an autoimmune disease in the first place.
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August 15, 2021 at 6:38 pm
Calabrese-style Spaghetti Bolognese on the menu tonight.
Yum!
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And a sausage roll as the starter, you redneck clown, twitchy.
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The one thing we know about the bio-weapon is that we don’t know much about it.
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That was your mantra in 2020, goldfish.
/But Italy!!11!
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The procedure for the dick booster shot is that for the nanoparticles to have maximum effectiveness the injection site needs to be below 22C.
Here is what those who have already had the first two shots need to do:
1, Ring your GP and make an appointment for the booster.
2. Ice your dick for 30 minutes before the appointment.
3. On entering the Doctors office ensure the nurse examines your penis for temperature and flaccidity.
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I have heard there are quite a few traditional vaccines under development. But the biggies make sure that little is heard about competitors.
I thought AstraZeneca is a traditional vaccine. If its not I’m going to be really disappointed.
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Bluddee hell! Don’t you just love it when of your “seedless kalamatas” turns out to be not that seedless, I asks ya? 🥺
In the meantime, nom, nom, nom (hoovering) …
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This Chinese bio-weapon has officially caused millions of deaths
…………………………………………………………..
No more than a normal flu year.
……………………………………………………..
possibly close to US$30 trillion in lost global production and untold mental illness particularly for the young.
……………………………………………………..
No, the government caused that, not the virus.
……………………………………………………………………..
If there was ever a case to get a vax it would be now.
………………………………………………………………………….
Now we know how many deaths and hundreds of thousands of hospitalisations the jab itself is concerned, that’s completely insane.
……………………………………………………………………………
Now, as a libertarian I fully accept that you don’t want to get the vax, that’s your fucking business. However, when you eventually end up getting the Chinese bio weapon virus, do us a fucking favor at the very least. If you end up getting very ill – stay fucking home and don’t clog up the medical system. That also applies to redneck endorsees too.
…………………………………………………………………………….
There are now thousands more hospitalised from taking the jab than those dying “WITH’ covid who are really dying of cancer, heart disease , being 109 years of age…..
………………………………………………………………………………
From what we now know, you’ll soon be the one needing hospitalisation JC.
And it was self inflicted.
I don’t deny the stupid hospital care………………………..
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It’s a Woke World After All
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Egg
Stick to writing code. 95% of your comments make as much verbal sense as someone reading code. You’re crap at this stuff and you also suffer either apergers or autism.
Swimmer
People here are saying the bio-weapon is no biggie and the vax isn’t required etc. The logical progression to that is if you get sick don’t bumble your into the medical system looking for oxygen or other crap. Stay home.
If one dies. well at least you never had the vax and lived up to your side of the argument to the end.
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egg, how the fuck do you do that crossing out shit? Let me try.
control u takes me to the behind of the posts.
Is there a site that instructs in this?
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Its a stretch when Poindexter thinks he can see rare metals 7 millions light years away
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Lord knows what’s happened to the photons between here and there in that spacetime.
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Bending or breaking the rules? What our readers have seen around Melbourne
From Premier Daniel Andrews and COVID-19 response commander Jeroen Weimar to a top-ranking Victoria Police officer, authorities lined up today to chastise social distancing rule breakers. They complained there were pub crawls, house parties, play-dates and sleepovers all happening at a time when lockdown lists just five reasons for leaving home.
We asked readers to tell us what they’ve seen out on the streets and this is a selection of their responses…
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*With your physique, you’d rival that Stefan chap that used to post here about his upper body strength.*
Strength maybe. Schlockdowns & boredom sent me to sloth & gluttony as well.
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Bird giving medical advice? FMD this place in not just dangerous to your mental health. Paging Dr Groogs. Paging Dr Groogs.
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If you get sick the Wuhan lab virus stay the fuck away from the medical system.
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Do you run? walk? cycle? play any sport?
Then don’t make me pay for your hip, knee, ankle,shoulder,elbow rebuilds
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Just because your whimped out and like a scared child ran to get the jab, you expect everyone else to be a fkg lemming too. Or they must be ostracized from a system I fkg pay for.
You’ve outed yourself as anything but a libertarian, your just another totalitarian c*** like every other globalist shitbag drawing breath.
All readers should take note here : JC the fatmouth glibertarian is actually a totalitarian coward who would use and endorse the same loathsome Govt strategies he claims to oppose. He’s a fkg low life hypocrite.
Several times I said, you should logically follow your vax ideology on a voluntary basis. Somehow, some way you’ve deluded yourself into thinking this isn’t libertarian, when of course it is. No one is compelling you not to go to hospital, you imbecile.
At 40 bucks a pack, we smokers are paying your fucking medical bills too, you moron. On that basis I will request medical assistance.
Just one time, try and win an argument against me. Just once, as it’s really boring beating you up every-time.
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Stick to writing code. 95% of your comments make as much verbal sense as someone reading code. You’re crap at this stuff and you also suffer either apergers or autism.
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Fvck off retard, you have zero people skills and likely have never had corporate “customers”, would-be keyboard hero.
I recall you being a bedwetter, crumbling as to whether Abbott could defeat KRudd Mk II, as relayed by the Clam Chowder tard at the time (Godwin’s moment).
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Since none of you trogs are members of I love Pulp Art Memes here is a sample of the wonderful humour and book titles to amuse you there:
Did you know that it is acceptable to kiss a nun? As long as you don’t get into the habit.
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She cannae hold together at this rate, capt’n.
We’re goin’ dooon!
See you on the other side, D.V..
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Who knew Melbournibad was that much fun? It’s not all writers festivals and circle jerks.
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Aussie banana prawns rested in red chilli that was still hanging around in the garden, spring onion and a dash of oil and vinegar
tomato base with too much garlic and some red wine
fettuccine
garnished with brand new parsley that’s starting spring up everywhere
and a little black pepper
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replace with boomerang brackets (less than, greater than)
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how the fuck do you do that crossing out shit? Let me try.
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https://way2tutorial.com/html/html_formatting_tags.php
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Fvck off retard, you have zero people skills and likely have never had corporate “customers”, would-be keyboard hero.
Egg, you’re either autistic or suffer aspergers. Your postings sound like code.
I recall you being a bedwetter, crumbling as to whether Abbott could defeat KRudd Mk II, as relayed by the Clam Chowder tard at the time (Godwin’s moment).
Funny, because I can’t recall that. Run your comments through Grammerly Logic as you sound like a cheap, Chinese version of an AI.
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*The one thing we know about the bio-weapon is that we don’t know much about it.*
We know so much about the Kung Flu it is remarkable that you’d posit this.
Otherwise, where is our knowledge lacking?
Boomers and fatties should get vaccinated if they aren’t excluded by pre existing conditions and don’t have ethical concerns.
I don’t believe that “science changes”. The truth never changes.
Sure, we don’t think ulcers are caused by stress anymore.
…but contradicting yourself the way ‘Elf authorities have over COVID is quite peculiar.
No masks to wear a mask to wear multiple masks – these people are insane, don’t know half as much as they pretend to and are megalomaniacs.
There are larger arguments being made through the COVID debacle.
*Some people would vaccinate everyone in their utopia.
*Anything connected to Trump is bad.
*We can’t have the plebs questioning *the science* and the deep state.
*Let’s not admit we did not know what we were doing to begin with.
*Let’s cover for those eye popping, wildly inaccurate COVID catastrophe forecasts.
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JC says:
August 15, 2021 at 7:04 pm
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The site dullard striving for relevance, seeking for bullsh1t t baffle brains.
Should we rehash the Italy 2020 COVID bedwetting?
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*At 40 bucks a pack, we smokers are paying your fucking medical bills too, you moron. On that basis I will request medical assistance.*
Cripes!
50g of pipe tobacco (Borkum Riff) is now $114, Dr Pat is $129!
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You’ve outed yourself as anything but a libertarian,
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The most conservative old fart on the blog.
Keyboard fantasises R us.
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When too many sock puppets are barely enough, I tells ya … 😕
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Manual HMTL formatting explained for dummies like me:
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More unbeatable humour from I Love Pulp Art Memes which you suckers are missing out on:
She was excited as she knocked on her nephew’s bedroom door…”I’m going to teach you how to have great sex” she said.
He stared at her briefly and said: “Sorry but there’s not much you could teach me; I’m a gay whore; and very busy. But, they’re very pretty undies; almost as good as mine. Where did you get them from?”
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sorry, Cohenite, I hit the report button thinking it was a link to something funny 😁🤪 But since nothing so far has happened to Bird, I think you’ll be fine!
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*Thats why my advocacy of 100% backing and growth deflation were vigorously opposed. It was the slime mould instinct at work. The parasite has a brain as big as two houses and he understands thing at a visceral level whereas I just plod along in scientific fashion.*
No. Because you’re a crypto-socialist and Sharia banking loon.
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I recall you being a bedwetter, crumbling as to whether Abbott could defeat KRudd Mk II, as relayed by the Clam Chowder tard at the time (Godwin’s moment).
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As posted at the tail end of Sinc’s old blog, to Clam Chowder himself.
Late night red wine talking, IT and JC wetting the bed, as usual.
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Looks like it’s all over.
Afghanistan: Taliban in talks for ‘peaceful surrender’ of Kabul after entering capital.
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Egg
Enuff. I apologize for attacking you like that. Think if it as a Jekyll and Hyde thing with Mr Hyde finally breaking out.
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gotta laugh
was just listening to the missus’ phone call to her brother on Sapphire Coast about their mum in the Wimmera
yesterday mum was in denial … la la, la ( I cant hear you) … oh noes … luckDan will be over soon.
just heard the missus on the phone go, “oh FFS, you could hear the collective gasp from everybody in Vik. Getting out of lock-down … like FUCK youse are!”
country girls
🙂
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JC wets the bed over…
– KRudd MkII defeating Abbott
– Rona
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News at 11.
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Dot says:
August 15, 2021 at 7:20 pm
*At 40 bucks a pack, we smokers are paying your fucking medical bills too, you moron. On that basis I will request medical assistance.*
Cripes!
50g of pipe tobacco (Borkum Riff) is now $114, Dr Pat is $129!
They’re 45 bucks at a petrol station or 711 for a pack of 20.
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lol
KEK
For the lulz and lawl.
https://igotstandardsbro.com/
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That’s way too technical for me – only just mastered the preferred blockquote thingees.
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Diogenes says:
August 15, 2021 at 7:16 pm
Thanks.
And thanks for nothing egg; and leave head prefect alone; if he wants to walk around with needles in his arse that’s his business.
The thing with the needles that all you guys are missing is that Trump made them happen. I’d do anything Trump told me to do because he is a great guy.
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Eggles
Forgive me. You’re not a cheap Chinese AI copy at all. You’re a real person with feelings. Also, I love reading your comments.
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MT, next time you have that I would like an invitation! I’m even prepared to brave the socialist depths of Dannograd!
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You know things are getting Orwellian when they name a quarantine camp a “Centre for National Resilience”.
In fact, you know things are getting Orwellian when they build a quarantine camp.
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